*on a date*
so haha tell me more about your dog
when all ur socks are in the washing machine so u don’t have anything to wear w/ ur nike sandals :(
i love it when people try to hurt my feelings bc i don’t have any lmao
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they’re fighting over the world’s last oreo
And then I have to load my road pattern character tO FIX IT
"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"
Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go
#basically the plot of x-men
Rare specimen of Cuproadamite from Tusmeb Mine, Namibia